How the EU-Aidpackage is actually working

It's a cloudy day in a small Irish village, it's raining and all streets are as empty as my refrigerator.
Dark times and everyone is living in deep depts.
On this day a rich German tourist is driving through our Irish village and stops at a small hotel.
He is talking to the owner about looking at his rooms and maybe take one for the night.
After giving 100€ to the owner, our German tourist gets some keys and heads upstairs.

• The hotel owner takes all the money and runs to his neighbor the butcher to repay him his depts.
• The butcher takes the 100€ and walks down the street to repay the farmer
• The farmer takes his money and repays the bartender for a couple of unpayed drinks
• The bartender quietly pushes the banknote to a prostitute sitting at the bar. She had hard times too and she gave the bartender some "favors"
• The whore runs to the hotel and pays her open bill for a room
• The hotel owner puts the 100€ back to the counter

In that very moment our German tourist returns, takes his money and claims that he didn't like any room and that he's about to leave the village again.

Nobody produced anything.

Nobody earned anything.

All participants are free of their depts now and are looking way more optimistic into the future.
Now you know how the EU is helping Irland, Greece and co.

Stories from girls bedrooms on universities

That title has won your attention, admit it. On the occasion of the upcoming end of my first three months of boredom (which actually weren't anything near boring) and also 50.000 visitors of my blog (thank you very much!) I'd like to recommend a short, god damn scary, story I've read today. Oh the irony. No, still it was a nice read which I'd like to share with you.

THE HARVARD COLLEGE GHOST.

Old Harvard, in our time, though frequently troubled with spirits, suffered no annoyance whatever with ghosts. Science and unbelief had frightened them all away, and the increase of population had left no secluded spot in all Cambridge suitable for a ghost's promenade. Still, however, there lingered some old traditions of ghosts, in former times, who had made these classic shades their haunt- ghosts real and fictitious. Among those of the latter description, one has still dwelt in our memory from the narrative of the lamented artist, Washington Allston. The story is in substance as follows:

I'll just leave this here

Alternative Title: Session closed general

No, seriously: It's been more than two weeks now, where you actually can't play at all. Log in, to get session closed, log in to lag out of game and get a leave, don't login at all because servers are busy, wait in queue for 30 mins, go afk, return 30 mins later, time left: 50 mins.
It's not that I payed for the game, even though I just spend some money on riotpoints, but this is a fucking joke. How can you play with your community like that.
Now would be the best time for S2 Games to make HoN free to play, but even those guys with their mad dota 1:1 clone don't get anything.
Please kind RTS God, let Dota 2 be awesome with some clever matchmaking system for individual players and some descent servers, capable of serving more than 2 people at the same time. Let me return to the game I started with.